So I just want to go on the record, because if my predictions are right, then I want them to be commemorated. Statistically speaking, I'm wrong by a million percent, but in the off chance I'm the long star teller on this, I want to show that I've been thinking this a while. No one reads this site; no one will see this, so it doesn't really matter what I say here because no one's gonna see it. BUT if months from now we're staring back at what my predictions are, I want to go on the record and say that I TOLD YOU SO.
This coronavirus. And no, I'm not gonna call it that scary COVID 19 name because that sounds serious and ominous and plays into this whole frantic fear based hysteria the entire WORLD has fallen into. It started out as being called coronavirus and I'm gonna keep calling it that because it sounds much more benign than COVID ROBOT 2358198 which I guess is supposed to make me sit up straight and pay attention because THIS IS SERIOUS PEOPLE!!! THOUSANDS ARE GONNA DIE FROM THIS!!! HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET SICK AND MOST OF THEM WILL BE TOTALLY FINE BUT WE'RE GONNA SOUND THE ALARM AND MAKE EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD GIVE A SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR GD LIVES!!!!!!!!
No one gives a shit about the thousands of people that die every day to totally preventable things like guns or car accidents or heart disease or the seasonal flu. We just accept that as well, that's how life has been for decades because when the numbers started creeping up, no one was that connected to spew the stats out and the media had better things to report on I guess. But now there's this "flu" that is HIGHLY contagious and kills one percent more people than the common flu and yet we're all gonna lose our minds and the entire world literally has to stop and go inside because...because...I'm not exactly sure why, the science doesn't really hold up, but we're all gonna go inside and pretend that's gonna do something. I mean sure maybe it'll slow the spread down a bit, but NEWS FLASH this thing is gonna infect us all, and the only real way to protect yourself is to board yourself up in your house and NOTHING I MEAN NOTHING comes in. This half-ass don't congregate in groups of 10 is bullshit - it's probably down to 5 now - but either way, it's bullshit. The science doesn't add up. The reason we're seeing a spike in cases is because we actually have tests for it now available in this country. And the reason we don't realize how more rampant it is is because we're not testing every individual with a pulse, but my money says WAY more people have it and therefore it's WAY LESS harmful than everyone thinks. Oh it's contagious to be sure - that part sounds right, but what doesn't add up is the hysteria over the number of people that will die from this. What is it now, 10k? 10k in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD?! Yawn. Wake me up when there's something of notability. 10k out of 8 BILLION is nothing. 4k die EVERY DAY due to traffic accidents, so pardon me if I am not sharing in your panic of the number of people that have died from this that have died in the last 2 1/2 days. Forgive me for not giving a rip over the 250 dead here in the US to date when about half that die EVERY DAY due to gun violence in this country. I don't see anyone declaring. a national WALK TO WORK day or a national KEEP YOUR GUN IN THE SAFE day. That would save THOUSANDS, literally THOUSANDS in a matter of ONE DAY, but the thing about cars and guns? They're not invisible. And when something is invisible, like ghosts, we get scared. The whole world freaking out is about control and this false sense of security people walk around with. On a GOOD DAY the flu vaccine is 30% effective. 30%. Meaning 70% of people who get the vaccine are 100% as vulnerable as the rest. We lose about 25k to the flu every year in this country, but I don't remember anyone yelling at me to wash my hands or to stay home out of solidarity to the old people who might be contaminated from my very existence. Nonsense. You didn't give a shit about the immune compromised or the old until you were scared into thinking you were just as vulnerable as they. Again, NEWS FLASH!, you're just as vulnerable as you were one month ago before this hysteria ensued. Your chances of getting sick and dying of something else are greater than this dreaded coronavirus, but everyone's been brainwashed into thinking we gotta act like it's the end of the world. It's not. You're just realizing how little control you have. I guess I'm one of the few who's realized we never had any to begin with.
I just got home a few minutes ago. I was at another person's apartment and got a ride-share home. It's 2am on a Saturday night in Manhattan. I asked the driver how it's been this evening. He was wearing a blue mask and surgical gloves. He tells me he's been at work since 5pm and I am his FIRST passenger. FIRST. In 9 HOURS!!!! You mean to tell me I'm the ONLY person taking a VIA somewhere on the midtown east side that's using a ride app in 9 hours?!?! I knew I was wildly overly cool about this whole thing, but you mean to tell me I'm the ONLY one using this car service on an island of 8 million people in 9 hours time? So, I'm going on the record to give my piddly opinion. I hope everyone else is wrong. Not because I want to be right, but because me being right means this thing is way less deadly and we all need to take a serious chill pill and breathe. I'm not discounting the thousands of lives that have been ravaged by this disease. But I AM gonna put it in perspective and be somewhat skeptical to the demands that I give a shit and change my entire life over something that we're still figuring out and that to date has still taken way less lives than most things that kill us humans.
I'm so glad I'm a New York City Christian.
Last night I had the privelage of hosting three Godly women in my home. They were all Texas born and bred and two of them were married to pastors. I don't doubt any of their sincerity regarding their faith in God. They LOVE Jesus. But my God, their judgement of non-believers or those of another race or simply "other" was appalling.
We discussed chick Fil a and gay clergy and race and even Obama. They all claimed race wasn't an issue until HE came into office. I kept my mouth shut. Finally one of them asked my thoughts and I challenged them that as four white women we really had no clue what black culture was like or what their struggles were. "Victim mentality" I heard over and over. "Standing for What's Right" trumped making someone feel loved.
I recognized their words well. I used speak them. And I knew the feelings that accompanied these sentiments. Feelings of righteousness and animosity. Feelings that there was a battle we Christians must constantly wage. Standing for BELIEFS versus people. Letting people know their behavior was unlawful in God's eyes versus letting people know they were loved in God's eyes.
No matter how much I tried to instill a sense of mystery or humility, it was quickly swatted away with righteous indignation. Chick-fil-A flying a pride flag in Hells Kitchen? Rubbish! Then we're condoning gay sex. "What if the goal was to let gay people know they are welcome?" was my suggestion. "Sometimes the more loving thing is to tell someone they're doing something wrong than accept them," was their rebuttal.
No love. No compassion. No humility. Just because your sin has a rainbow colored flag doesn't mean my sin that doesn't have a flag causes any less fanfare. We are ALL sinners and some are easier to pinpoint than others, but what about the mega-church pastor who starts relying more on his intellect than God's wisdom. Isn't pride the worst sin of all?
And since when was it a Christian's jobs to judge non-Christians? It's so ridiculous. Why would I expect any non-believer to adhere to rules and devotion to Someone they don't even believe in? I certainly don't follow the rules on a daily basis and I DO believe in God!
My heart for people has changed. I care more about people knowing Jesus loves them and offers them freedom than I do whether or not they're spic and span before they approach the throne of God. Isn't that what Grace is all about? Since when do people gravitate TOWARDS judgers? Never.
When the adulterous woman was caught and her fellow townsmen wanted to stone her, it was JESUS who told them to lay down their weapons. It was JESUS who confronted them of their own self righteousness and hypocrisy, and it wasn't until Jesus put his arm around this woman, drawing her near and whispers He does not condemn her that THEN He tells her to sin no more. By that point she knew she was loved. She knew she was welcome and her heart was open to hearing the wisdom of this God who had shown her He loved her. Christians today stand on the sidelines and tell people not to throw stones but they certainly don't run toward sinners and shout at the angry mob to "LEAVE THEM ALONE" while providing protection and grace.
Have you ever been scolded my someone who wasn't your parent? What was the first thing you said? "You're not my parent! You can't tell me what to do!" Why would we expect anyone to listen to the Father when they don't even recognize Him as their Abba? Why are we as Christians continually astounded at the immorality of non-believers and so easy on judging our own?
The waves were big. The sky was dark and the waves were big.
She knew this was a hard journey. Crazy even. She’d told herself she’d never do this. Never ever. But here she was and she wasn’t turning around. By God, she wouldn’t do that.
She tried to rely on her nautical skills she’d honed her whole life, but this ship was different. She knew she couldn’t depend on her knowledge of the other ships she had steered. This boat was unlike any others she had been on.
It still had the same components – hull, engine, rudder, bow – but the way to navigate it was entirely different. Almost backwards. It felt wrong. But she would not turn back. She was going through. She wanted to get through to the other side so badly that she would press on, hoping she could make it. Hoping God would meet her on the other side, but knowing He wasn’t going to be with her now. She knew she was alone. So she buttoned up her sailor coat, gripped the ship’s wheel and braced herself for the waves.
The storm was relentless. There were times when she thought the vessel might capsize, but she was a good enough sailor that she kept the boat afloat. She could hear the constant ringing of her friends’ voices as she embarked on this journey. What are you doing! She knew she should turn back, but she couldn’t. Nothing inside her told her to. Nothing. Logically she knew the journey was foolhardy, but what would have been more personally mutinous would be to turn around altogether. What was back there was pain. Maybe it was righteous pain; maybe it had purpose and she was a good person there, but it was too painful. She had to go. And though this path wasn’t any sunnier, it felt within her bones too great, too hopeful, too epic to forsake.
She’d been in troubled waters before. This was not new. She had nearly drowned many many times before. The first time she met such terrible waters, she was so overwhelmed, her feeble attempts to stay afloat were recognized and she did not die, but she could only hunker down in the bridge and between clutching the wheel and doing her best, she’d clutch her heart in continual despair, pleading with God to save her. He did, but she moved so slowly through the blast that it lasted many many days. She couldn’t sail out of it fast enough for she was scared and her skills were green. The waves beat against the ship and much of the time she just sat there on the floor, shaking and crunching her eyelids together trying to remember what the sun looked like.
She made it out alive, but she did not reach the destination she so longed for. She found herself back home and eager to set sail again.
The next storm she encountered was just as big, just as scary, but after the years of her early sailing, she had matured and learned so much, that the second gush she met she weathered quite gracefully. That tempest lasted for what seemed forever, but her eyesight so keen and her intuition so sharpened, that her ship cut through the squall with such skill and ferocity that when others heard of the journey, they were quite impressed. How did you do it? they’d query, and though she knew much of the survival was her own, it was God that had bolstered her through that time. God and God alone was with her on that second disturbance and it had made all the difference. She had still been scared and was still greatly fatigued by it all, especially frustrated by the fact she still hadn’t made it to her destination, but she had made it through practically unscathed. Would it sound preposterous to say her clothes were barely whetted by the raging waters outside? It would be, but it would still be true. She had weathered that storm practically bone dry.
What was so astounding by the third storm was the timing of it. Through a series of cataclysmic and what seemed supernatural events, she found herself on a new ship heading straight into a monsoon again. She knew she could turn around for why would any good sailor set forth on a new ship into such treacherous waters when there was really no course set forth? The only known was that it was a path away from the second storm, but even then it wasn’t the only path. She could have stayed on her faithful ship that had secured her survival through the many dark waters they had encountered before. She could have stayed home and left sailing for a while. She wasn’t only a sailor. She was a mother and a friend and a daughter, and so many other things that defined her. So why would she choose to sail on a boat she knew nothing about into a storm to which she knew no end in sight? Because there was something about this journey that compelled her in a deeply passionate way, no less than what she had felt before every time she set sail. But because the vessel was so drastically different, she did not, without sounding too cliché, have her sea legs.
And despite this, something still lured her into the gale. Maybe she was tired of the ship she had been on. It was a sturdy ship but it had never lead her to that magnificent foreign land she had dreamed about her whole life. The manors she had known since childhood were fine, but she had heard of and imagined a land on the other side of the ocean where true love seemed to exist. And so she wanted to go. Oh how she wanted to go. She hadn’t made it on her trusty ship. So she found herself on a new one.
This ship was not given to her by God. She found it on her own, and though she wasn’t looking for it, she had found it and she liked it and wanted to sail on it. This is where her friends’ voices, and even her own, chimed in with declarations of madness and crazy talk. She heard herself talking of this boat and she knew she sounded unlike herself. But she was tired and didn’t want to sail on her accustomed boat anymore. And when she found herself captain of this new bateau, she coordinately found herself sailing back into the eye of a storm, not really understanding why but knowing she couldn’t turn around.
Again, this ship was different. It didn’t have the familiar and shiny instruments she had utilized so daftly before. She felt clunky. She didn’t know her way around and she found herself hunkering down much like she had on her first journey, but this time she knew God was not there to give her hope and help her know she was going to be okay. She operated like she was, but the spiritual reinforcements that had stayed with her on every journey before were not there this time. She clutched her wheel, her heart, her eyelids and saw only blackness. The only piece of peace she did feel was an undeniable yet ever so slight push upon the small of her back, moving her forward through the water. It felt of God, but nothing of this ship nor this journey spoke of blessing, so she’d steer through the waves and wonder what the hell she was doing but knowing she would never turn back.
Then one day the skies broke and the downpour subsided, and she woke up to the sun and the absence of an ever-present roar she had grown accustomed to. The storm had stopped. But she was in the middle of the ocean and no land was in sight.
Panic set in. What had she been thinking? Foolishly she thought there’d be land on the other side of the hurricane. She’d thought once she’d suffered the swells, she’d see the first sliver of land and know paradise was waiting. But before her wasn’t at all what she’d expected. Before her was an ocean vast and wide and unending from every direction. She was out in the middle of nowhere on a strange ship and no earth in sight.
She’d fought so hard on her own and now she didn’t know what to do. There was no crest to surmount, no darkness to illumine with a candle. What had seemed paramount to her survival, her struggle to man her boat successfully, she now realized in horror was simply a distraction to what lie ahead. Just a large vast ocean stretching on and on from her ship to what seemed like forever.
Was this hell? A strange sort of hell out in the beautiful ocean with the sun shining in such a mocking way? Found light, have ya? Well, what are you gonna do now?
She didn’t know. She’d become so self-reliant, that her first instinct was not to call on the God who had held her through the terrible twisters before. But she knew she had to. She had gotten herself into this mess and there was no way to get herself out. She knew that. She had to ask Him for help. She had to ask Him, and it felt like death having to do that.
For what could she say? I’m sorry for ignoring You and rushing into a beating storm, never once asking for Your blessing, but somehow mysteriously feeling Your hand upon my back, but never asking You which way You wanted me to go? I’m sorry for dismissing You over and over again because I knew You didn’t want me on this ship but I equally knew you didn’t want me to drown? I’m sorry? Please help me? I don’t want to die out here in the middle of the ocean?
And she slid down to her buttocks as her knees gave way, and she buried her eyes into her hands and sobbed. It was time to relinquish her position. She could no longer be captain. She had been captain and sailed herself into oblivion. So much for the romance of it all.
After a good long cry, she got up and walked to the starboard and leaned out over the railing, staring into the horizon. She took a deep breath and exhaled in an awkward way, so unfamiliar she considered if she’d been holding her breath her whole life. This was going to be a different sort of journey. She’d only known how to sail in treacherous waters. She knew how to withstand the torrents and steady herself as the ship rocked uncontrollably upon the waves. She knew how to do that. Her journeys before were always quickly met with unfair weather that most of her sailing was through wind, rain, and darkness. What she didn’t know was how to sail in the sunshine when the only obstacle was knowing which way to go.
Direction. She had never asked for direction. Only to make it to the desired land and when met with a challenge, to get through it. She didn’t even know where her compass was. Did she even own one? Wait, there it was. Right next to the wheel. Plain as day. Strategically situated next to the monstrous steering circle. But so what if she’d found a compass? Compasses are only good when you have coordinates. What were her coordinates? She’d have to get those, and as she never availed herself to carry a map, she realized the only way to find her way was to ask God for the way.
There was no going back to her familiar homeland. She didn’t even know which way that was. And though she’d been hell-bound for paradise, she didn’t even know if that’s where God was going to take her. She certainly hoped it was, but she was on a ship that she wasn’t even supposed to be on and the only way to navigate it would be to ask God to do that. Would He christen this ship? Out in the middle of the sea after the journey had already begun?
Yes. Yes He would. He would never leave her. Especially now when she was so lost and so afraid and so confused about what she had done and how she would make it out. Yes, He would lead her and bless her and this ship she’d fallen in love with and wasn’t meant for her to come aboard when she did. But she did. She would make it to land with this barge, but the first thing she had to do was relinquish control of the sailing. She couldn’t desperately, frantically try to figure out how to navigate it as tides pummeled her body. She had to ask God to steer. And that felt very strange. She had done it before but it was years ago when she was on her first ship and there were no gales to challenge. She had been sailing before on calm waters, in the sun, and she had innocently asked God to help her find that land. There was a time when she sailed like that. But those times seemed juvenile because she hadn’t even battered a wave at that point. Surely God wasn’t asking her to try to sail with that naivete again?
No, of course He wasn’t, but there is a childlike quality He often asks for, and so it seemed He was asking her to trust Him like a little girl again even though she was clearly a woman. That seemed a hard feat as the land she had wished to reach was the very pinnacle of NOT being a little girl. That kind of trust she felt called to impart made her nauseous. Was she really to lay down her oars so to speak and let God steer? How could she forget the tempests she had battled? How could she just sit there and serenely look over the waters and know God was leading her without her input and strife whatsoever? This adventure seemed scarier than the first. At least with looming waves, there was action to take. But this sitting on a dry boat, just kinda wistfully, wishfully praying God would lead her to land seemed horrifyingly simple and moronic. Hadn’t she gained some sort of veteran status for a bigger better upsurge to overthrow? Not this mamby pamby sit there and wait and sail on My go? Ugh. Blech. She wanted to throw up. Not out of repulsion but out of terror. If she couldn’t do anything, what is God’s name was she supposed to do?
It was all too terrifying for her, and yet she remembered the old adage, one day at a time. So she brought her knees into her chest, bowed her head, and rocked with the ship as it set a new course to a destination unknown with a new Sailor at the wheel.
I’m sorry I slept with your husband, but
Happy Mother’s AND Father’s Day to me
It was a disagreement that did not sit well with me. Talking with my boyfriend who never knew his father and was reared by his mother, I commented how I like it when children growing up with single moms celebrate their mothers on Father’s Day. “Yeah, my mom always wanted me to do that growing up. I never liked it,” my bf said. “She didn’t do what a father does; no mom can,” and that was that. I deliberately chose not to press him on the matter because I felt heat rise in my face, a tell-tale sign when I’m getting angry. We were on the phone, so I quickly got off and blamed it on work.
And our conversation got me to thinking what defines a father from a mother. Clearly in a two parent, two gender household the differences are clear. Mothers are different from Fathers in so much as Mom is different from Dad, but I don’t think any family decides that Mom isn’t so much Motherly if she’s into sports and Dad isn’t so much Fatherly if he stays home with the kids. In whole family homes, you just celebrate mom and dad on their respective days and why put any more thought into it than that? Mom gets celebrated on her day and Dad gets celebrated on his, and everyone is happy.
But for the single parent, Mother’s or Father’s Day takes on a whole new meaning. And I don’t mean the single parents who are actually co-parenting. Those parents, though they don’t live together, ARE still in their roles of mom and dad. Maybe one tends to step up more than the other (and let’s be honest, it’s probably the mom if so), but on the whole, single parents who are co-parenting with their ex I’m gonna venture to say don’t wrestle with the same questions and vexations I, a sole single parent, do…does…grammar here??
Years ago when my son was young we (my husband and I) had a nanny. She was a single mom with two grown daughters and I remember on Father’s Day her talking on the phone with one of her daughters and cooing and saying thank you and when she got off the phone she recounted how her two girls were wishing her a happy Father’s Day and always have because they told her she did everything a Father would do for them. That really made an impression on me and I’ve carried that sentiment in my heart all these years, and when I finally became a single mom after my divorce and when my ex moved to the opposite side of the country never to see or speak to his son but for a handful of times I year, I found myself feeling very much like my old nanny. But I had a son, not two grown daughters, and he was sorely unaware of how much I want to be honored on Father’s Day. So when my boyfriend quipped he didn’t believe in that sort of thing, my skin burned.
So what makes a Father a father? What makes a mother a mother? I’ll start with mothers because they seem to be easier to define:
Mothers take care of you when you are sick
Mothers pack your school lunches
Mothers make you breakfast and get you ready for school
Mothers cook dinner
Mothers get involved in your school
Mothers clean the house and do the laundry
Mothers sign you up for extracurricular activities
Mothers remember important dates and make sure you attend them
Mothers teach you etiquette and good manners
Mothers take you to doctors’ appointments
Mothers buy you clothes and school supplies
Mothers decorate the house
Mothers set up play dates
Mothers go grocery shopping
Mothers teach you how to treat a girl
Mothers are softer than Fathers
Mothers are gentle
Mothers kiss you where it hurts
Mothers sing to you at night
Mothers rock you when you’re a baby
Mothers literally carry you in their bodies as a baby
All of these traits I carry for my son – except maybe the being softer than Dad part. When I was married, my husband was the softer one in our parenting.
What do father do?
Fathers teach you how to be a man
Fathers talk to you about sex (if you’re a boy)
Fathers take you to sports games
Fathers teach you how to mow the lawn and do handy work
Fathers teach you how to be tough and throw a punch
Fathers wrestle with you
Fathers throw the ball with you
Fathers teach you how to treat a girl
Fathers buy big purchases like cars
Fathers take you on camping trips and one on one trips
Fathers teach you about finances
Fathers are the breadwinners
Fathers speak for the family
Fathers protect the house and their family
Fathers are tough
Fathers show you how to love a woman
Fathers show you how to respect a man and how to respect a woman and the differences there
And half of those I do for my son. The second half actually. I didn’t even intend to write it that way – the first part being things I don’t do and the second part being the things that I do, but what miffs me is that because my son’s father has shirked his responsibilities as a father, I have to pick up the slack, and for that I should be celebrated on Father’s Day as well. All single parents who really truly are doing this on their own, should be celebrated. Maybe I don’t have a penis, but I certainly am the only one teaching my son about how to respect a woman, and though I am terribly underqualified to teach a boy how to be a man, his father isn’t, so that work is left up to me. I don’t even know how to talk to my son about sex – that doesn’t seem to be the department he nor I want to be near together, but it has to be done. Everything my ex shirks, I either pick up the slack or my son misses out on. And this is what keeps me up at night: the guilt of knowing there are things my son is missing out on because I can’t or won’t do them. I’m not taking my son out to throw the football; I don’t want to and I don’t know how to. Every male family member in my son’s life I ask to teach my son sports and they all nod and then don’t follow through. They don’t get it, and after asking so many of them, it becomes unnerving. Don’t they see! Don’t these men see that their grandson/nephew/cousin needs a man in his life and that I’m asking them to cover some of that lost territory?! Is this something I should add to the list of what mothers do: take the emotional and social temperature of their child and act accordingly? But I have to think single Dads would be sensitive to this too. I think it’s the people that AREN’T single parents who don’t get it despite being told, despite being asked. And I guess I can’t blame them – I didn’t think a whole lot about single parents until I was one. I just knew I never wanted to be a single parent! Yet here I am.
Making the above list has been helpful because I see that in many ways I’m not a Dad. But in many ways I am, so maybe what would feel right is to be celebrated for half of what makes a Father – or maybe even ¾ of what makes a Dad. I know I don’t embody it all, but I do embody way more than my son’s actual father, so the fact he gets patted on the back every year on a certain day for being a Father seems wrong and is actually quite upsetting. He’s getting half of my glory. Half of my hard work. He craps out a quality here or there and is celebrated simply because he ejaculated inside my vagina and his sperm tackled my egg. Other than that, he’s not contributed much else to the Father category.
I deserve to get half celebrations on this day and the fact that I hear almost nil publicly on the subject is surprising to me. In the face of women’s equality and same sex couples with kids, shouldn’t we be exploring what it means to be a father and mother? As we redefine what it means to be a family and gender roles, wouldn’t that include what it means to be a father or mother?
And I know my reward is my actual child. First, that I have one as so many want kids and can’t have them. And second, that he is mine. I get the joy of seeing his sweet cherub face every morning when I wake him up and every night when I kiss him to sleep. I get to see that. I get to experience that. I get to talk to him in person every day. I get to hear about his days and who he likes and meet his friends. I get to see his report cards and clutch my proud heart. I get to hear from people on a regular basis what a stellar son I have. And his father experiences none of that. So I guess if he gets a special day once a year, so be it. I know who the real winner is.
But it would be nice to get an acknowledgement on this day. Just a word or two to say, hey we see your hard work and we honor that hard work and we also recognize how shitty his father is and even shittier it is for your son how much he misses out. I still would really like to hear something like that. That would be nice. That would go a long way to satisfy the rumbling in my heart. And would cool the heat in my cheeks.
I wear a ring on my left ring finger. The finger that is for brides. But I’m not a bride anymore. I was once. But not anymore.
The ring I bought when I was married. I bought it during a time when I wasn’t wearing my wedding ring anymore. Because my husband had hurt my heart one too many times. It had been almost a decade of abuse and adultery and I could take it no more, so I stopped wearing my wedding ring.
It felt good. Like a real “Fuck you” to him. To our marriage. To his attitude and general being. He was an asshole. Then I started rehearsal for a show with new people and I didn’t wear my wedding band. That was okay. Most of the people there knew I was married, but the new ones didn’t. I kinda liked feeling like I wasn’t married when I was.
I had an affair during that show. I don’t think not wearing my wedding band did it, but it certainly dressed the stage.
Then I started rehearsals for a new show with all new people and I thought, ya know this is kinda trickery not wearing a wedding band, advertising that I’m single. That’s not fair to anyone, so I should wear something. But I’m not gonna wear that shitty ring that means nothing. But I need to wear something.
So I drove to James Avery, THE Texas jewelry store and found a ring for me to wear on my left ring finger. It’s silver and it consists of small rings encircling my finger but it’s one solid piece. The individual rings are kinda twisty and broken looking. I liked it because that’s how my marriage felt – broken.
My marriage ended and I continued seeing the man I had an affair with. He gave me a ring after we’d dated a couple years. It is my favorite ring I’ve ever received, let alone ever seen. It was his great aunt’s and it looks like it was made for my hand. It’s so beautiful. But that man has hurt my heart a lot lately, and so I stopped wearing that ring. It started feeling hollow and the ring started losing its status.
I’ve been thinking a lot about marriage lately. Well, relationships really. Broken hearts and stolen hopes. Hopes that one day I’d be happily married. I’m not married anymore, but I feel I know marriage better than most people. I relate to the married and the single folk and the parents and the single parent folks. And in the midst of relating to so many different kinds of people and nursing my breaking heart as another man steals my focus and shatters my dreams, I put the ring back on. To remind me that I’m indeed broken, but that marriage was never too far from my reality nor my heart and that the ring I wear on my left hand is for me, bought by me and no one else and that God is kinda my husband right now.
Funny, but the affair man commented on this ring yesterday. Said he liked it. That felt weird.
Two kinds of ice cream, getting along.
Five different crayons and I forget the rest of the lyrics.
Happiness is sleeping in late,
Chocolate chip cookies,
Fitting into a smaller size
Bumping into friends,
Jason Bourne movies
Warm sunny days
Puffy Clouds in the sky
Texas summer nights
Christmas in New York
The smell of fall
Your boyfriend writing you a song
Laughing with your children
I came upon this blog I wrote when I lived in LA. It's apropos still today, even in a different town.
Acquaintances. This city is full of acquaintances. I’m so tired of fighting for friendships. Relationships that mean something and actually stand for something. This whole city is full of wannabes – people who are trying to make it in this industry, and yet no one wants to help a brother out. No one, save a few exceptions, wants to support someone beside themselves.
Right now I’m in a show. It’s a big show – My Fair Lady – and I’m playing Eliza – a big role. It’s a damn good production. Our leads are stellar, and everyone I know who’s seen the show is beside themselves. The main mantra I hear is, “I’ve seen this show a thousand times, and this is the best production I have every seen of it – including the movie.” So, with that kind of feedback, I feel confident that if my friend shells out the money and time to come see me in it, they will not be disappointed. It’s also an 8 show a week, 3 month run, so basically, one has about 100 opportunities to see this sucker. It’s also a little out of town, so I’m not around at church or parties these days. In other words, everyone knows where I am and what I’m doing. Before I left I also told everyone, and everyone said they were so excited – that they wanted to come. Again, most of these people are or have been in the industry, so we’re all on the same page of what it is I’m doing and what it is they’re proclaiming to come out and support.
It’s during moments like this, you learn who is a real friend and who isn’t. I’m over, OVER, the lip service. I’m over this fake “I am coming – can’t wait”, then procrastinating til the last weekend and feigning astonishment that the show is sold out. Or even worse, making up some lame reason why you can’t come the last three weekends of the show. What about the other 8? Again, these are not the computer nerds my husband works with that are flaking that I have a problem with. It’s my friends, my close friends, who are in the entertainment industry, who invite me to their shows and their open-mike nights in their kitchen, and I come to see them. I kill myself getting to their shows sometimes. If it’s a one-nighter, I still somehow make it. And yet. And yet, with the close ties, the many opportunities, the industry understanding, and the promises spoken, a whopping 3 people show up to the show. 3. 3 out of I don’t know how many I invited and how many said they’d come without any prompting from me.
So, here’s the end of my rant, and the beginning of my plea. Can you tell I’m pissed? People, get over yourselves and go out and support your friends. The “busy” excuse has got to be eradicated from our lips. No one’s that busy. Okay, maybe a few, but most of us, when we use that lame-o excuse are really just saying, “At the end of the day, I found better things to do.” I would much rather hear that, than “Oh gosh, we wanted to come, but blah blah blah.” Stand by your word, people. Make plans. Write things on your calendar and go. Whenever I get an invitation, I immediately write the address and phone number of the theatre on my day planner, so I have no excuse. All the information’s there, and when I check my calendar, I already see I have plans and won’t find something to squeeze the event out. This is what friends do. Do I want to go see all my friends shows? No! Do some of my friends have serious lacks of talent, and I know that I’ll be squirming in my seat most the night? Yes! But that doesn’t matter. What matters is that I’m there telling them by my presence that THEY matter. That I love and care for them. And you know what? A lot of times I see GREAT theatre! I see some shows and some actors I never knew about, but they blow me away and it’s really exciting. I get ideas, I get tips, I get monologues, I get casting sneak-peeks, I get inspired, I get moved. And I never regret going.
I once heard someone say, “A friend isn’t someone who necessarily remembers your birthday, but they’re the person that shows up on your doorstep to help you move.”
I think that’s true. It’s the people that sacrifice their time and money that are your real friends. Don’t believe me – look at your credit card or bank statement. Whatever is on there is what’s important to you. If someone called you at the last minute and said they had tickets to go see your favorite band, but you have to go in two hours, would you go? I think so. You’d find the time. Even last minute. Even at a monetary price. If we can do this for strangers, why can’t we do this for our friends?
Through all the years to come
And through all the tears to come
I know I’ll be yours
From this day on!
It’s a little line at the end of a not well known song at the end of an equally not well known musical called Brigadoon. It’s a fanciful musical that hasn’t seen the Broadway stage since 1981. And yet this line haunts me.
It’s some of the most gloriously romantic chords I’ve ever heard in a song, complete with perfectly synced lyrics. It makes me stand in awe of the writings of these men from the 60s who wrote such timeless, aching, hopeful music.
And this refrain at the end of the song just gets me. I cry every time I hear it and I’ve been hearing it a lot lately as I've been practicing singing the refrain.
There’s something so eternal about that line of music. It escalates so effortlessly and protests of an eternal love we all long for and maybe feel every once or twice in our lives and yet still cling to the hope that that kind of love really does exist for us.
Some people get that love. A few couples’ faces come to mind. I often wonder about these couples: do they lay in bed next to one another and dream together and whisper their undying devotion to one another year after year after year. I think they do.
I used to have those moments, as I lay in my boyfriend’s arms half asleep after making love and I’d hear him whisper, “I wanna marry you.” But he doesn’t believe or say those things anymore, and I don’t know if I want to marry him anyway.
But the dream is still there.
I want to punch my friend in the face who this past weekend started asking about that dream.
She inquired if I wanted to get married again. I brushed her question off with a very, in my mind, well thought out and confidently mature response of “Nah, I’m okay without it. I’m not opposed to getting married again, but it’s not something I need. Been there, done that.”
“Is it because you feel like you don’t deserve it?” and I waved her query off just as easily. I have no regrets over my marriage or my fight to save it. I have no regrets for falling in love with a married man and trying to make it work. Yes, adultery is wrong, but cheating on a cheater doesn’t register as too foul in my book, so I have no regrets.
“No, that’s not it at all. I don’t need to get remarried because last time it was so hard fighting for it that I don’t have a burning desire to do that again. It’s not out of fear, but rather fatigue, and so I’d be peachily content with a long term commitment of sorts. And the second reason is is that speaking to women who are separated or divorced and me being remarried just kinda sounds annoying. It rings a little edgy and progressive not to need a ring.”
“Yes,” my friend says, “but you really don’t think it’s because you feel you don’t deserve it?” and as I started to repeat my so-sure response, tears welled up in my eyes and I realized she got me. Dammit. I actually said that out loud when I realized she was right. Dammit.
It’s not that I don’t think I deserve remarriage, it’s that I don’t want to fuck up someone else’s life. I don’t want to burden someone with so much baggage that comes with me. And I realized it’s why I turn away men in their 20s or 30s because I see how they have their whole lives ahead of them and even though I’m smack dab between 30s and 40s, unless you have an ex-spouse and children too, I don’t want to give you that kind of weight if you don’t already have it.
Dammit. I’ve been sitting on this thorny truth the last few days and I don’t like what it brings up, because what am I supposed to do? Pray to God that he’d make me feel worthy – that He’d orchestrate some poor guy to want to take on my burdens, my past, my fucked-up-ness? And then what if God doesn’t answer that prayer? Then I’m left feeling whole and healthy and ultimately unrequited in the love I’m ready to give?
No, it’s easier to believe I am damaged goods and not that I’m undeserving of something good, but in my humanity – my humane-ness, I don’t want to weigh a sweet man down. And the kind of man what would want to be with me would be sweet and wonderful, because I am sweet and wonderful and therefore HE doesn’t deserve the ugliness that comes with my past.
And so I come full circle to this beautiful song that haunts me because it cries of an everlasting love – a love that transcends time and plunges the depths of all knowledge and pain and the mysterious eternity. I want a love like that. I always have. I always have, and when I hear it it brings tears to my eyes because I want to believe love like that exists. For me.
I am staring at an ocean, God.
I think back to where I was a while ago.
The ocean looked different then.
It was wide and glorious and I was happy looking at it.
Then You came and threw in the fish.
And the sea was teaming with life.
And it was more glorious than before.
And I stood in awe and thankfulness.
And then you took the fishes away.
And the ocean wasn’t teaming anymore.
It was empty then.
And it doesn’t seem as beautiful.
I cannot forget the way I once saw it.
I cannot forget how it had been.
And now I feel You asking me to stare at an empty ocean again and be happy,
And forget it’s empty.
I liked it better when I didn’t know.
Last night was the most significant conversation I’ve ever had with my son.
It was a normal school night and I tucked my son in bed around 8:30. Went to my room to finish a book for my new book club starting tomorrow. About half an hour later I heard a funny noise coming from my son’s room. I walked down the hall to his room and heard the tears before I got to the door. He was curled up, sobbing.
“I miss Dad.”
I pause here because there’s no way to accurately describe the type of feeling that comes upon a single parent when they hear this. For each parent I know it’s different depending on the circumstances (is the other parent deceased, on a long term work project far away, on the other side of the country because he doesn't give two shits about being near his son?), but the range of emotions is wide whenever I hear my son say this. Because there is nothing I can do to fix it. And there are no words I can say to fix it. It’s a mixture of helplessness and anger and frustration and sorrow and just about every feeling one can feel watching the creature you love more than anything in the world be tormented by the actions of their own flesh and blood. I cannot undo that divorce. I cannot make his father care. I cannot open up his Dad’s brain and scream into the abyss “DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO HIS HEART?!?!?”
So, I crawl into my son's bed and say, “Tell me about that.”
It's the phrase we learned in those adoption classes I took a few years ago after we brought my daughter back from Siberia. “Tell me about that.” It’s a magical phrase. It works every time – it’s direct enough to elicit a response and gentle enough to sound safe.
And my son continues to sob and repeat how he misses his Dad. And then the next line. “Everything was great until we moved to New York.”
And then the feeling of frustration and defensiveness overtakes the feeling of concern and openness.
Up to this point, my son has never phrased the timeline of our lives in that way. And I knew I was at a crossroads where I could continue to kick the can down the road of WHY his father and I divorced or I could be honest this time. He was 10. 10 ½ actually, and being the old soul he is, more with the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.
It’s time. Time to tell him the truth.
So I did. Gently. I didn’t talk about how awful his deadbeat Dad is, but I did correct my son’s understanding of the timeline: No things didn’t go bad once we moved here. Things were bad before. Way before. Before you were born kind of before. And the reason we moved here was BECAUSE it was bad.
I then went on to explain that his father just didn’t want to be married. And that the reason he wasn’t around was because the first year of our separation, his father was on drugs and making terrible decisions like filing for divorce because he had a new girlfriend, and moving to California to be near her. How else should I explain why his Dad chose to do that? I can’t shroud it in love. I can’t say it was due to work or that he had a great opportunity out West he couldn’t miss. What’s more important than being with your son? No, the only way I could make sense of it to Drew was to explain it away with drugs and that drugs make you do foolish things and that his Dad isn’t probably on drugs anymore and it’s why he’s making an effort to see Drew more now.
To quell any thoughts that maybe things could have turned around when we got to New York, I make it plain to Andrew that even before he was born Daddy betrayed me and that I forgave him, but that he just couldn’t will himself to stay married. That he wanted to have more girlfriends and you can't do that when you're married. So he didn’t want to be married and that’s why we’re not married.
And the thing that sucks about this is that I WANT to build his father up. I WANT to be able to say, “Hey, he was a lousy husband but he loves you so much and that’s never gonna change and he’s such a good Dad.” But I can’t. Because he’s a shit father who doesn’t pay child support but rather flies ladies on around-the-world trips with him. The kind of father who takes our daughter to Vegas for her 8th birthday so he can bring a ladyfriend and leave our daughter in the hotel so he can go out and gamble with a woman, but be able to tell everyone he went there for his little girl’s birthday. I WANT to say the opposite. But I can’t. And I won’t lie because how could I possibly say that THOSE kinds of actions are love? I can’t. I won’t devalue the term of what love is by bringing it down to some sentimental level with absolutely zero substance. No, Drew’s father is shit. So I just state facts. I don’t go into detail about how awful and hard it was or how angry it makes me – I’m honestly not trying to trash the guy because I know it will not help the situation. But I do want to bring clarity to the confusion my son has held for four years that I’ve never explained away.
And so sitting on my 10 year old’s bed last night, I did. I explained it. I let the cat out of the bag. And I did it in the most gentle and direct way I could. But there’s not a whole lot you can do to ease the sting of such truths. Adulterating drug users who choose an escort girlfriend from Vegas over their 6 year old son is kinda hard to sugarcoat. But I tried.
It didn’t work. Shocker.
My son started crying more. I asked him what was bringing on more tears and he cried, “I thought my father was good!”
Ohhhhhh. Oh, son. A truth a little body like yours should not have to ingest at such a young age.
“Just when you think you can trust the people you know, you can’t. No one’s good! No one!” and my son is quoting scripture though he does not know it.
“You’re right honey. No one is good. Not one.” And with this I think he is confused because he is expecting me to say otherwise – to ease his fears: no, people are really good and your Dad really is good and here’s how your thinking went wrong. But I’m not gonna do that either. I can’t. I can’t lie like that.
I explain that ultimately no one is good and everyone makes mistakes and sometimes people make mistakes for years and years and years but the important part is that we eventually try to make amends. We eventually try to do good things.
“What’s the point of being good?!” my son cries.
MORE deep philosophical questions from such a young kid!
So then we’re off talking about temporary pain vs eternal rewards and how bad guys sometimes win though they have internal misery, and my son bats, “Well, what’s the point in doing good over someone who does bad? You tell me bad guys can't sleep at night. Well, I can’t sleep at night because I'm miserable, so what’s the difference?”
And then I tell him age plays a part and that if he wants to try being selfish for a while and seeing where it gets him and how it makes him feel, he can try it.
I finish with some stories about God and answered prayer in my life and that God still loves Drew’s Dad and hasn’t given up on him even if I have at times. Drew starts to smile with these stories.
And then Drew shares a way in which he heard God speak to him that day, and it is the most incredible thing I’ve heard in a while. I am surprised by the simple truth that God has a private separate relationship with my son and hears his prayers and speaks to him. I know I’ve always known that’s true, but had never really considered how very real that bond is, as real as mine, and just starting, but the newness doesn’t make it any less intense or real. Drew, in silence that day, posed a question to God. And then asked for a sign. And God answered.
God spoke to my son yesterday. And he heard Him.
At this point Drew has come full circle. The tissue box is spent and has sputtered a flurry of white all over the floor. But my son’s face seems at peace. We’ve been talking for nearly two hours. It’s late. I tell my boy I love him and he falls asleep.
I know my words weren’t perfect. I know maybe I said too much at times or too little. But I rest assured that every other time Drew has asked about what happened between his father and me I’ve always told him I’ll tell him when he’s older. I haven’t wanted to rush this. And in that moment it felt it was the time.
This morning before school Drew seemed happy – at peace. I meant to bring up last night and if he wanted to say anything, but instead we were busy learning how to unlock a lock he was bringing to school for his new locker. He was very excited about learning how to turn the dial and get the shiny thing to open.
Going from closed to open.